Most people will empathise with the pain of missed bin collections, the Monday morning alarm and delivery drivers not turning up in the 200 hour delivery window they quoted . Here we round-up the little pains of life that have got worse for us since ditching the city(s) and moving to Cornwall.
Now we have a wetsuit hanging from every available surface in the house. Widow Twankey’s Laundry meets Fat Willy’s Surf Shack.
2. Problems with the neighbours:
Instead of having neighbours banging on the ceiling to quieten me and my girlfriends on a Friday night, we now have wildlife banging on the window on a Monday morning to demand we top the bird seed up.
3. Same old work lunch break routine
Having to go to the same old beach bar every lunch time. Zzzzz.
4. Office work shoes
This is a two-fold change for me. Now I’ve switched heels for boat shoes in the boardroom. And they’re always full of sand.
5. Hold-ups on the daily commute
Insert various cow puns related to not mooving…